Sunday, May 08, 2011

BRAIN EATING SCIENTIST

Bharoter Rajdhani Delhi te poisa dile sob kicchu pow-wa jai. Ek bar ek American scientist-e Delhit aiya bhablo “ajke manusher khiru (brain) khaimu".

Scientist dukano gelo. Giya deklo je sobche sosta brain oilo SILCHORI brain ar sobche dami brain oilo PUNJABI brain.

Ita dekhiya tar-chirlo tar Dukandar-er upre

SCIENTIST: “sourer baicha, pura songshare sobhe jane je Punjabi hoilo gondo-murkho, muta mata, ar tui ikano Punjabi brainer dam 50,000 taka rakhsos. Fari falai dimu. Chinos na amare. Ubha thuba dam nani? Sesh paibe”.

DUKANDAR: “Sir aapne matha gorm korba na. Sunoin amar kohta. Ashole ita Punjabi hoilo thubla...khiru nai. 2000 tare marle ekta brain pawa jai. Otar lagi dam beshi. Ar silchorer manushra khub khiru. Jare tare marleo brain pawwa jai. Otar lagi sosta. Simple DEMAND AND SUPPLY MODEL, buchoin-ni?"

1 comment:

  1. Pritish12:28 AM

    Great bhai...chailai jao guru

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