Sunday, May 08, 2011

TOILET-E SORDAR

Ek bar Brahmaputra Mail diya ek Sordar Delhi jar. Tar jokhon prosrab dorlo he Toilet-e giya dorja khuliya dekhe je bitre arekta Sardar. 

Asole bitre ekta aiyna (Mirror) asil. Sordare aynat tar reflection dekhia koilo "sorry bhaisahab, maaf karna". Tar pore he dorjar baire darailo onek somoy.

Ektu pore hey abar toilet-er dorja khuliya dekhe je arekta Sardar dekha jaar. Tara tari dorja bondo koriya darailo. 

Ektu pore hey okhon bujhlo je pante-punte muti dibo, kunu mote trainor ek chifat giya mutlo. Oto kosto koriya to tar matha gorom hoilo. Bhablo "halar beta Sordar, ticket-tuket nai mone-koy, otar lagi toilet-o dukiya boi-roise."

Train jokhon ekta station-o thamlo he Guard-re koilo (Guard-o ekta Sardar): "Guard sahab, dekhiye na toilet me ek admi bahut der-se chuppa huwa hai. Lagta hai uske paas ticket nahi hai aur isliye woh toilet se bahar nahi aa raha".

Guard-e ita suniya laf mari uthlo, " KYA BINA TICKET KA? SALE KO ABHI MEIN BATATA HUN".

Sardar nijer seato giya boilo ar Guard-ta gelo toilet dekhat. Ektu pore Sardar-e dekhlo guard-re. Sardar-e jigailo, "KYA HUA GUARD SAHAB, WOH MILA?"

Guard-tay aste aste koilo..."ARE BHAISAHAB, WOH TO RAILWAY STAFF KA AADMI HAI. WOH BHI GUARD HAI"

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