Amrar Silchore ek sordar-re tar maye chiti lekhlo, Jallondor taki.Chitita khub bala. Apneo poriya dekhoin na DADA!
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Jullunder, 21 May, 2006
Priyo Jasbinder,
Amar pronam nish. Ami ei chitita khub dhire-dhire lekhiyar karon tui tara-tari porte paros na. Ami chosma poriya lekhiyar otar lagi tui chosma poriya chitata poris. Amar chosmar power hoilo: Left -1.75, Right – 2.75.
Tor baba okhon 500-jon manusher upre kaj koroin. Kintu tan beton ta khub kom. Tain koborsthano(cemetery) giya ghas katoin. Tan-re khub sombhob koborstano Manager banai dibo.
Tor didir ekta baicha hoise. Kintu ami okhono jani na je it meye na chele. Otar lagi koitam pariyar na je tui UNCLE hoisos na AUNTY. Janar songe songe tore khobor pathaimu ne.
Tui okhon kichu diner jonyo amrare chithi lekhis na. Asole tor Babar ar-ek Sordar bondhu aiya amrar ADDRESS loiya geshe giya. Hey nuton bari banaise otar lagi tar address asil na. Amra okhon Address-heen hoiya ghoruyar. Tor babay koyek diner modhye amrar lagi nuton address kinba. Kinar pore janaimu ne.
Ami tor lagi Julundhar taki coat kinchi. Registered post koriya pathamu. Post-Oficce-e tor babare koise je coater ujon beshi, otar lagi ami shob butam khuliya coater pocket-e dukai dishi. Coat pawar pore butam lagai lais.
Tor kaku Jatinder gashor upre uthiya pori geshil. Asole bristir din asil. He kisku koi masher piche poriya gasho uthsil kintu tar pore ar namte na pariya laf mari dise. He okhon hospitalo admit hoise. Tar chuto chele thanat giya “koi maser” biruddhe FIR lekhse. PUNJAB POLICER team okon koi maser pal gulare khujer. Court-o hazir koraibar lagi. Sesh paibo tara. Judge-e koise je he ita sob koi mas gulare rosha banaiya khaibo. He koise je Koi mas jole thake otar lagi tarar gasher upre uthar kunu RIGHT nai.
Tor lagi ekta PUNJABI meye dekhsi. Meyetai koise tore biya korto nai. Tui bule taire dekhsos na otar lagi.
Tor bondhu Balwinder samudrot sohid(Martyr) hoi gese. Asole tar babar iccha asil je tan morar pore tan re somudrot gara hoito. Balwainder tar babar mara jawar pore somudrot giya joler niche kobor khudar chesta korsil. Nake mukhe jol dukiya mara gese. Tar name amra ekta society banaisi – Sohid Balwinder Memorial Society.
Ami tore kichu taka pathaitam aslam kintu dekhi je ami ENVELOP seal kori laisi. Agami bar pathaimu.
Tor priyo,
Ma
Ek bar ek Sordarje train-o boiya Delhi taki Kanpur jar. Sardar train-e boiya bhablo..train to Kanpur giya raith pousbo, barotar somoy (12 am), ar ami to ghumo thakmu, utmu kirokom. Bhabte Bhabte tar matat ekta IDEA ailo. Tar samne je manusta bowat asil tare hey poinchas teka (Rs. 50) diya koilo.."DADA, OI-LOIN POINCHAS TEKA. TRAIN TA KANPUR POUSLE AMARE JAGAI DIBA. AMAR KHUB GUME DORER.
Manushta asil amar Silchorer Nafeet bhai. He Sordar-re koilo, "THIK ASE DADA, APNE NISCHINTE GHUMAIN, AMI JAGAI DIMU NE APNARE. Er pore sardar gumai gelo. Amrar nafeet bhai-e bhablo "aami to sara mash kuttar moto kaj koriya matro beesh teka kamai ar ee betai amare khali ghum taki utaibar lagi poinchas teka dise. Tar aro kuno seva kora lagbo."
Nafeet bhai-e tokon tar RAZOR bar koriya sordarer sob dari-moos kati dilo..AFTER SHAVE-O LAGAI DILO. Sardar-e kicchu koito pare na...Mekurer moto guja hoiya gumar...gobhir ghumo.
Rait barotar somoy Kanpur ailo. Tokhon Nafeet-bhai Sordar-re uthiya koilo "DADA APNAR KANPUR AIE GESE, UTHI JAIN". Sordar laf mariya uthlo ar koilo "THANK YOU, DADA, APNE AMARE NA JAGAILE AMI TO KOLKATTA GELAM GIYA NE...Thanks you very much.
Sardar tar goro gelo giya. Goro pouchiya jei he mukh dhowar lagi WASHBASIN-o gelo he to ar nijere chinte pare na. Citkair dilo ...AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Chitkar shuniya tar bou douriya ailo," KITA HOISE, TUMI OTO CHITKAR DIRAY KENE?
Sordare koilo, "SUWORER BAICHA, OI MANOOSTARE AMI POINCHAS TEKA DISI AMARE JAGAIBAR LAGI. HEY AMAR KAS TAKI FOISHA LOIYA ARO KEWRE JAGAI DISE."
Ek baar Cachar College taki BA paas korar pore ekta chele Dilli gelo. Delhi giya to hey ar kunu chakri payna. TAAR-TUR CHIRIYA PAGOLER UPOKROM. Koyek din pore khub koste-moste he ekta tution pailo. Je meye tare tution poraito, tair baba asil Zoo-r Manager. Tain tare dekhiya khub kosto paito. Tain koila -- "ish tumare dekhle khub kharap lage. Ami bala kunu chakri paimu, tumare koimu re ba. Chinta koriyo na."
Koyek din pore meyetar baba amrar sylheti master babu re koilo..."suno re ba, ekta bala chakri ase...kintu kila koitam, boro loizza lage."
Master babu-e koilo "Ish oto loizza paiba na..koi lain..jokhon gor taki baroisi ami piyaz chulteyo raji."
Managere koilo - "Dekho re ba, kharap paiyo na..asole amrar Zoor maijhe je Chimpangee ta asil, ita hotat kalke ratre mara geshe. Amra itar chamra ta khuliya rakhsi. Kita tumi Chimpangeer chamra ta poriya Chimpangee oitai parbai ni? Beton paibai pas hazar. Sokale paikhana-puikhana koriya bat-oot kaiya giya Chimangeer chamra ta poriya pura din kaj korbay, aar bikale soitar somoi abar ghoro aitai parbai."
Porer din taki to amrar HERO khawa-dawa koriya sokale Chimpangeer dress poriya Zoor moidhe baicha-bucharare nachiya-nuchiya khela dhekhani arombo korlo. Koyek masher moidhe Chimpangee ta khub famous hoi gelo. Newspaper ar TV-r moidhye khali Chimpangeer golpo. Zoor bhiro barlo. Door door taki manusra tarar baicha-kaicha loya aito. Oto bir..SUI FALAIBAR JEGA NAI. Sob khali Chimpangee re dekhte chai -- je manuser moto hate, manuser moto matit boi, manuser moto khai....
Ek din Zoor Managere amrar hero-re dakiya koilo..."tumi to reba superhit Ooi gelay. Tumi awar pore amrar Zoor aamdani khub barse. Otarlagi ajke taki tumar beton oilo dos Hazar." Ita poisar mat suniya nani, he to aar CHOWKE POTH DEKHE NA. KANA LAGI GESE. Kita korto...khusite pagol. Porer din jokhon he abar Chimpangee oiya ailo, he nuton nuton dance item dekani shuru korlo. Baicchara chatur dike bhir koriya tali dewa shuru korlo.
Er moidhye, he unmad oiya khusite chuto ekta aam-gaser dal doriya jula shuru korlo. Juler..juler. Julte jhule hotath uriya giya porlo bager (TIGER) khasath. Porteyi to doriyaa tar putkiye dewa shuru korlo kortal. Baagta dhire dhire tar dike ailo... samne aiya baghta jei taar buko paw ta raklo..he jure gola fatiya chitkar dilo.."bachao bacho"....Chitkar shuntae bagh ta laf mariya taar mukho tifa diya dorlo aar koilo.... "Dara beta, chillais na...sesh paibe. Tui jodi BA pass hos te amio nu Assam Universitir MA pass. Chup thak. Ita jabra Delhiwala-re modon banaiyar."
Dear Friends!
Thanks for your tremendous response on my sylheti jokes in www.silchar.com. I am inspired and motivated beyond explaination. The response from my brothers, sisters, friends and all sundry from Silchar and elsewhere has been extremely encouraging. I wanted to write the names of all those enthusiasts who nurtured my creativity but perhaps this space is too little for all that.
As voiced by some of my friends, the jokes in www.silchar.com are not being relished by the largesse, primarily due to confusing links, categories and subcategories of what can be termed as a pot-pouri of confusion. So no more kana lagi jawa here. Its straight and upfront.
So finally, I decided to setup this blog -- to be simply dedicated to good sylheti jokes. I enlist some of the most-liked jokes here and the rest will follow soon. I have begun with the Silchori dadar Londoni meyere proposal and the Filmi Love Letter Series.
I want this blog to be a free and open space -- reflecting the great enthusiastic sprit of all Sylhetis. Do send me your comments and jokes and I promise to showcase them here. You will get the credit for your jokes.
Cheers!
Asim Choudhury
Delhi, 07 June, 2006
SILCHAR-ER CHELERA EKEBARE ALADA. TARA KUNU KICCHU DIYA DORAY NA. Ek baar amrar Silchar-er ek dadar iccha hoilo London-o biya korar. Tain khub kosto-mosto koriya ekta meyer address khujaiya bar korla. Kintu ekta problem asil. Taaine to English janoin na. Gargattamir shobab to ar jai na. Tain tokhon boila ekta dictionary loiya ar ekta proposal lekla. FATA-FATI PROPOSAL.
THE PROPOSAL
Most worthy of your estimation,
after a long consideration,
and much mediation,
I have a strong indication,
to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification,
it is no exaggeration or fabrication,
that I have passed my matriculation examination;
no doubt, without any hesitation and very little preparation.
What do you say to the solemnisation,
of our marriage celebration,
according to the glorification of modern civilisation,
and with a view to the expansion of the population,
of the present generation.
On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
and if such obligation is worthy of consideration,
it will be our argumentation,
of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation,
and with devotion,
from this man in this poor old nation.
Promising to remain a victim of your fascination.
Only and only yours,
Globalisation
The girl from London received the amazing proposal and gave a reply to Silchorer dada. Here is the reply:
THE REPLY
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration,
of course, full of affection,
aimed at an affiliation for a combination,
which on close examination,
I find is a fine presentation of your solid ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
what about a graduation after a long botheration,
so improve your situation in education,
and make an application,
by acquisition of post-graduation,
that is the minimum qualification,
for the convocation.
But before taking your photo for circulation,
it is my strong suggestion,
that you undergo some beautification.
Further strict observation,
of the following conditions,
is the regulation,
for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection, and
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any other fascination.
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation
of only paper conversation.
I Remain,
Unaffected by your affection.
Yours truly,
Hallucination
Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town
Bombay
Date: Nav Do Gyarah
My Dear 'Anamika',
Tumi eiy 'PREM PATRA' ta paiya kharap paiyo na. 'DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE' karon ami ekta 'MARD'. Manushe amare 'AWARA' koito pare, kintu ami tumar 'DEEWANA'.
Tumare 'TERE GHAR KE SAMNE' dekhar pore tumar songee 'LOVE MARRAIGE' korar iccha hotat amar mono aise. Kita tumar moneo 'KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI'? Ami tumar preme 'INTERNATIONAL KHILADI' hoi gesi. Amra 'EK DUJHE KE LIYE'. So please suno amar 'PRARTHANA' ar oi jao amar 'PRIYATAMA'. Gurucharan College-e toomar 'LAL DUPATTA MAL MAL KA' dekhar pore ami sopner moidye kana hoiya gondarer moto ghuriyar. Tumi amar 'ARZOO.' Tumi amar 'DREAM GIRL'.
Tumar 'HAWALDAR' baffe amar 'DEEWANAPAN' bujer na. Taain amare 'LAAWARIS' ar 'LOFAR' bhabra.Tan re 'SAMAY' thakte bujao. Kow amare goro dakiya 'AA GALE LAG JA' koita. Naile amon jabra kormu ki mashe mashe amare 'LAAGAN' dite lagbo. Ami jabra selerare 'HATHYAR' diya 'YALGAAR' korte pathiamu. Tara tumar tar-chira baffre tarar 'KRODH' dekhibo.Tokhon tain bujhba je 'SHREE 420' kare koi.
Tumar maa je arek 'SATI SAVITRI'. Sob somoy amare 'AANKHEN' dekhain ar amare 'DAKAIT' baboin. Tanre bujaio je ami ar tumi 'MR & MRS KHILADI' hoite chai. Amar moner bitre 'SOLA AUR SHABNAM' ase. Ami tanre doraiya 'NO DO GYARAH' hoitam nai. Ami 'BAAZIGAR' ar 'ANDHI' hoiya aimu ar tan re khub bugaimu. Tumrar Assam Pattern ghor tare uraiya niya nagapatty-it falaimu.
Finally tumar jabra 'BHAI' tare koioo je ami tare kuttar moto matit falaiya uurmu. Jabrami korle tare 'NADIYA KE PAAR' pathai dimu. Hey amare 'PIYA KA GHAR' baanaite der na. Mone hoy tare amar 'JALWA dekhaite lagbo. Tokhon he bujhbo je 'JUDAI' kare koi. Tare koiyo je "SANSAR' ekta 'SWARG SE SUNDER' jayga ar ikhano basar lagi 'EK DIJHE KE LIYE' kam korte lage. Suorer baicha, sala nije 'JEWEL THIEF' ar 'SAUDAGAR' kintu manusre koi he bule 'HEERA AUR PANNA'. Goto bochor Durga-Pujat poltu khaiya S.P. officer sambe bomi korse. Buli gese ni. Pura Silchorer manusra dekhse.
Ami plan korsi je amra ekta 'NAYA ZAMANA' banaimu jekhano amra 'SUHANA SAFAR'o jaimu. Amra 'HIMALAY KE GODH MEIN' giya 'PREET KI DOR' diya "SWARG SE SUNDER' sangsar banaimu. Amra sara jeebon 'ANAND' ar 'YEH DILLAGI' diya kataimu. Amrar je 'BETA' oibo he o oibo "AWARA PAAGAL DEEWANA'.I am so sorry that aajke 'AKELE HUM AKELE TUM'. Chinta koriyo na 'BOMBAY SE AYA MERA DOST'. Hey amar 'PEHLI MOHABBAT' re 'LOVE MARRAIGE' e paltaibar lagi sahajyo korbo. Amar bondhu ta oilo "BRAHMACHARI' ar otar lagi kunu dor nai. Tar na to kunu 'CHAHAT' ase ar otar lagi he oilo 'MOQADDAR KA SIKANDAR'. Hey amare koise je biyar pore ami tumare 'AROUND THE WORLD IN 8 DOLLARS'e ghuraite pari.
Now, 'PHIR KAB MILOGI' amare janaiyo. Amar bhahobasha 'HIMALAY SE UNCHA' ar 'CHAMATKAR'. 'TUMSE ACCHA KAUN HAIN', pura Cachar district-o kewoo nai. Amar iccha je amrar next 'MULAKAT' oibo 'AN EVENING IN PARIS'.
Jobab diyo 'HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN...?'
Tumar priyo,
PREM PUJARI
Not my Dear,
PREM PUJARI,
Tumar 'NAU DO GYARAH' er dated sitita paiiya bujhlam je tumi 'HERO NO 1' nay. Tumi hoilai 'COOLIE NO 1'. Tumi amar ‘GHAR SANSAR’ er befare ja baje kota lekhso tate bujha jai je ‘RAM TERI GANGA MAILI’. Tumar ‘DIL TO PAAGAL HAI’.
Tumi amar babar befare ja koiso tate bujha jai je tumi ekta ‘RICKSHAW WALA’ takio baje. Silcharo kita tumar ‘GOONDARAJ’ ni? ‘RAM JANE’ tumar taki “BHAGWAN’ e amare kokhon bachaibo. Tumi buli gesso je amar baba ‘THANEDAR’. Tain tumare ‘KANOON’ er peche fasiya ‘HAWALLAT’ er ‘GARAM HAWA’ khawaaiba. Jodi bastay chao te tumi ‘CHINA TOWN’ sariya ‘BOMBAY TO GOA’ jao giya.
Tumare janai dilam je ami ‘NISCHAY’ korsi je ami jaar loge ‘LOVE MARRIAGE’ kormu he khub ‘KHUDDAR’ hoibo. Amaro jibone sob meyerar moto kishu ‘ARMAAN’ ase. Ami chai amar ‘JAMAI RAJA’ khub ‘MAALAMAL’ oito. Tokon-i to amar jebon-er ‘SAFAR’ bala oibo. Tumar moto ‘ZAHREELA INSAAN’ er songe biya korle amar shese ‘ROAD’ e boiya ‘BOOT POLISH’ kora lagbo.
Amar ma ‘BIWI NO 1’. Ajke porjontyo tanre amar babayo ‘DAMAN’ korte pasoin-na tumi kita korbay. Tain koiya raksoin je tain jaar-tare amar ‘KANYADAN’ korta nai. Tumar moto manushe ‘AURAT’ re izzot dewa jane na. Oinyor befare ‘MIRCH MASALA’ lagaiya kowar aage bhabio. Mone rakhio je ami ‘SANTOSHI MA’ er borto rakhi. Sesh paibai. Tain tumhare eto sasti diba nani je tumi shuja ‘KALA PATTHAR’ er khoni moidhe giya kirton korbay.
Tumar jodi amar 'HUMSAFAR' howar oitoi iccha te ami tumare amar biyar pore amar ghoro ‘GHULAM’ banaiya rakhte pari. Manuse tokon amare, tumare ar amar jamai-re ‘SAHIB BIWI AUR GHULAM’ dakbo. Dino tumi amrar goro kaj korbay ar ratre ‘PLATFORM’ e giya gumaybai. Tumare aamra ‘NADAAN’ bhabiya dui bela khali sukna ‘ROTI’ dimu. Oibo ni? Raji hoile janaiyo.
Amar bhaiye mod khai, sobe jane. 'LEKIN' he tumar moto nai. He hoilo ‘DHARTI KE LAL’ je ‘SUNAYANA’ re ‘DIL SE’ bhala pai. He koise je tar songe ‘NADAAN’ er moto kota koitai na. Tumi jodi tare kunu kiccho koro te hey ‘BURNING TRAIN’ taki laf mariya jan dilaibo. Er pore tar ‘BHOOT’ e tumare sara jeevon ‘KABOOLIWALA’ baniya guraibo.
Finally tumare janiee dilam je ‘GENTLEMAN’ hoiya thako naile tumar ‘KISMAT’ ta ‘KORA KAGAZ’ hoi jaibo. ‘TUM BIN’ ami khub bala thakmu aar amar jeevon ‘SWARG SE SUNDER’ oibo.
Tumare janai rakhi je amar ghoror samne ‘MERI NAYE PADOSAN’ aise. Dekte ekebare ‘RAJKUMAR’. He amar jeevan tare ‘KOOBSURAT’ banaibo. Sunchi he bule ‘PROFESSOR’.
‘ASHA’ kori tumi aro keyur lagi ‘TAJ MAHAL’ banaibai. 'HUM TUM' sombhob na. Okon tumi tumar ‘YADOON KI BARAAT’ loiya patla hata deo. Keja mariya amar pishe awar 'ZAROORAT' nai.
Goodbye LAWAARIS.
Not your ‘PRIYATAMA’
ANAMIKA
Note: Besi bara-bari korle amar 'THANEDAR' bafe tumhare next jobab dibo. Khobordar...mal khaile tain kintu 'KHATRON KE KHILADI' oi jain.
Suno Priyo “ANAMIKA’
Tumar very bad ‘PREM PATRA’ ta paiya ami ‘ SHAARABI’ oi gesi. Khub dukho pailam. Tumi amar ‘AMAR PREM’ er ei ‘ZURMANA’ diso? Kalke ami ‘NADIYA KE PAAR’ giya thik se mal khaisi. Kana oiya amar goro ratre ‘KINARA’ lagsi. Bafe amar ‘DEEWANAPAN’ dekhiya amare khub lathaise.
‘SANAM BEWAFA’ tumi amare oto ‘NAFRAT’ kene koro? Ami tumare kene ‘COOLIE NO 1’ lagi? Tumar oi ‘PROFESSOR’ e kunu kam aito nai. He hoilo ‘BEHRUPIYA’. Somoy aile janbay. Naga pattit giya ek bar amon jabra korsil je tare ‘HAWALAT’ o pura rait bondo koriya ‘POLICE WALA’ ra putkit football-er moto lathaise. Er pore aar ek din tare Tarapur thanat niya kuttar moton matith falaiya urse. Koyek din age he ‘THE GREAT GAMBLER’ er songe ‘SATTE PE SATTA’ kheliya harar pore zabra korse. ‘SAT SUMUNDAR’ par taki je ‘INTERNATIONAL KHILADI’ aisil he tare marte-marte ‘GHAYAL’ koriya falai dise. Tar kas taki tumi ki ‘ASHA’ raktai paro. Tar ‘JEEVAN’ er nawka ‘MAJHI’ sara choler. Jekunu somoy dubto pare.
Tumar bhai re koiyo ‘KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GAM’. He to bala ‘AADMI’. Ami tare kunu rokome kosto ditam nai. Hey ‘DEVDAS’ hoiya Silchare ja ‘DIL VIL PYAR WYAR’ er ‘KRANTI’ anche itar lagi sob ‘AMANUSH’ ra tare ‘SHERDIL’ bhaber. Tar ‘DIL’ ta khoob boro. Koto manus re he free te mal khawaiya ‘PARINDA’ baniya akaso uraise. He to ekebare ‘RAJA HINDUSTANI’. He na oile Phatak Bazar-er modor dukan sob bondo oi gelo ne. Silcharer economir loss, bejan loss.
Kita kormu ‘JAB JAB PHOOL KHILE’ tumi amare mone poro. ‘DIL KA KYA KASOOR’? Tumar lagi onek bugsi. Porsu din jokhon ami mod khaiya kana oiya ek jegat boisi tumar kota khub mone porse. Tokon ekta bandor hinkano aise. Bandor-re ami amar ‘PRIYATAMA’ mone koriya ektu ador korsilam. Bandortay amare kamraiya pitor ek tukra nise giya. ‘HUM KISISE KUM NAHIN’. Amio bandor-tare kamraiya tukra bar kori laisi. Okhon duo jon Medical College-o admit.
Tumar baba je ekjon ‘THANEDAR’ itao ami ajke janlam. Tan kota suniya ‘BOMBAY SE AYA MERA DOST’ koi je ‘BARSAAT KI EK RAAT’ re ‘RAFOOCHAKKAR’ hoi gese khujiya paiyar na. Kun ‘JANE ANJAANE’ chifat giya dukse kawoo jane na. He koise je “RAJA AUR RUNK’ er majhe kunu kota koito nai. ‘RAMPUR KA LAKSMAN’ ao amare contact korse kinto jabra suniya he amare ‘JANAM SAMJHA KARO’ koiya baga marse. Er por taki ami thublar moton ‘MERA NAAM JOKER’ hoiya ‘AKELA’ bowat. Kunu ‘AKHRI RASHTA’ khujaiya paiyar na.
Ami bhabiyar ‘HIMALAYA KI GODH MEIN’ giya tumar lagi ‘ARADHANA’ kormu. Bhuban paharo geslam ‘LEKIN’ chorte parsi na. Mod khaiya oto ‘KAMZOR INSAAN’ oisi je pahar taki sesraiya pori gesi. Putkir bakhol uthi gese. Dektai ni? Dekhte hoile ekbar Medical College aiyo. ‘DIL DIYA DARD LIYA’. Kita kormu ami je tumare ‘TAJ MAHAL’ er moton bala pai. Amar ‘LOFAR’ bandhura ‘JIS DESH MEIN GANGA BAHETI HAI’ sariya ‘SAMUNDAR’ diya “NAU DO GYARAH’ oi gese. Sob ‘ANAARI’.
Tumar ma ‘MOTHER INDIA’. Tan songe amar ‘DIL SE’ kunu sotrutami nai. Tain to ‘MAA’. Jokhon ‘VIDHATA’ e tanre ‘KASHMIR KI KALI’r ma banaise tain to oto sohoje ‘MEHERBAAN’ iota nai. Tan re koiyo amar moton ‘DILWALE’ pura Silchare nai. ‘DEEPAK’ loiya ‘KHOJ’ korleo amar moton ‘BEMISAAL’ manus ‘GHAR SANSAR’ er lagi paita nai. Tain jodi ‘NEW DELHI TIMES’ ao advertisement dein tey tain khali ‘SHREE 420’ paiba. ‘NAYA ZAMANA’ ta khub kharaf. Je ekbar lagal paay he ‘QUAYAMAT SE QUAYAMAT TAK’ bugay. Sare na.
Kintu tumi jano ‘LEKIN HUM NAHI SUDHRENGE’. Amar ‘PYAASA’ mon tumar lagi ‘BULAND’ hoiya kutta, Suwor, Bandor ar koto kicchur moto gurer.
Okon ekta nuton khobor pailam. ‘PROFESSOR’ er kusti tumar songe milto nai. Tar ‘TAKHDIR’ khub kharaf. Ami khub boro ekta Jyotishir kase geslam. Tain koisoin je ‘PROFESSOR’ er upre bule boro ‘KARZ’ ase. He mooteo ‘MAALAMAL’ nai. Tar je ‘CHALTI KA NAAM GADI’ ase ita chole na. Khali manus re dekhaibar lagi goror samne dar koraiya rakhse. Tyre-tuwar sob besiya bowat. Hey buli gese je ‘CHALTI KA NAAM GADI’. He jar goro ‘PAYING GUEST’ hoiya ase tar-o teen maser bhara dise na. Tar je ‘ROTI KAPDA AUR MAKAN’ ase, sob ‘DUPLICATE’. He tumare ‘DOOR GAGAN KI CHAO MEIN’ kita nito, Karimganjo nito parto nay. Tare tumi pratyek din Das Colonir samne daraiya ‘AURAT’ dekhat paibay. Aye tar ‘PARICHAY’.
‘ASHA’ kori tumi amare “WAQT’ thakte chinbay. Ami tumare oto ‘MOHABBAT’ kori je itar kuni ‘SEEMA’ nai. ‘OM JAI JAGDISH’ re jigaiyo. Tara koibo. Amar ‘KISMET’ e ‘TUM BIN’ ar kao nai. Kunaparat giya ‘AMAR AKHBAR ANTHONY’ re jigaiyo. Khobor paibay. Finally tumare ami ‘100 DAYS’ er time dilam. Please ‘KHAMOSHI’ rakhio na. ‘SOCH’ koriya janaio. Mone thake jeno ‘JHOOT BOLE KAWWA KATE’. Ami tumar lagi next Sunday ‘BHAWANI JUNCTION’ o bilak teenta taki ‘ INTEZAAR’ kormu. ‘AO PYAR KARE’
Tumar ar khali tumar,
‘PREM PUJARI’
