Suno Priyo “ANAMIKA’
Tumar very bad ‘PREM PATRA’ ta paiya ami ‘ SHAARABI’ oi gesi. Khub dukho pailam. Tumi amar ‘AMAR PREM’ er ei ‘ZURMANA’ diso? Kalke ami ‘NADIYA KE PAAR’ giya thik se mal khaisi. Kana oiya amar goro ratre ‘KINARA’ lagsi. Bafe amar ‘DEEWANAPAN’ dekhiya amare khub lathaise.
‘SANAM BEWAFA’ tumi amare oto ‘NAFRAT’ kene koro? Ami tumare kene ‘COOLIE NO 1’ lagi? Tumar oi ‘PROFESSOR’ e kunu kam aito nai. He hoilo ‘BEHRUPIYA’. Somoy aile janbay. Naga pattit giya ek bar amon jabra korsil je tare ‘HAWALAT’ o pura rait bondo koriya ‘POLICE WALA’ ra putkit football-er moto lathaise. Er pore aar ek din tare Tarapur thanat niya kuttar moton matith falaiya urse. Koyek din age he ‘THE GREAT GAMBLER’ er songe ‘SATTE PE SATTA’ kheliya harar pore zabra korse. ‘SAT SUMUNDAR’ par taki je ‘INTERNATIONAL KHILADI’ aisil he tare marte-marte ‘GHAYAL’ koriya falai dise. Tar kas taki tumi ki ‘ASHA’ raktai paro. Tar ‘JEEVAN’ er nawka ‘MAJHI’ sara choler. Jekunu somoy dubto pare.
Tumar bhai re koiyo ‘KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GAM’. He to bala ‘AADMI’. Ami tare kunu rokome kosto ditam nai. Hey ‘DEVDAS’ hoiya Silchare ja ‘DIL VIL PYAR WYAR’ er ‘KRANTI’ anche itar lagi sob ‘AMANUSH’ ra tare ‘SHERDIL’ bhaber. Tar ‘DIL’ ta khoob boro. Koto manus re he free te mal khawaiya ‘PARINDA’ baniya akaso uraise. He to ekebare ‘RAJA HINDUSTANI’. He na oile Phatak Bazar-er modor dukan sob bondo oi gelo ne. Silcharer economir loss, bejan loss.
Kita kormu ‘JAB JAB PHOOL KHILE’ tumi amare mone poro. ‘DIL KA KYA KASOOR’? Tumar lagi onek bugsi. Porsu din jokhon ami mod khaiya kana oiya ek jegat boisi tumar kota khub mone porse. Tokon ekta bandor hinkano aise. Bandor-re ami amar ‘PRIYATAMA’ mone koriya ektu ador korsilam. Bandortay amare kamraiya pitor ek tukra nise giya. ‘HUM KISISE KUM NAHIN’. Amio bandor-tare kamraiya tukra bar kori laisi. Okhon duo jon Medical College-o admit.
Tumar baba je ekjon ‘THANEDAR’ itao ami ajke janlam. Tan kota suniya ‘BOMBAY SE AYA MERA DOST’ koi je ‘BARSAAT KI EK RAAT’ re ‘RAFOOCHAKKAR’ hoi gese khujiya paiyar na. Kun ‘JANE ANJAANE’ chifat giya dukse kawoo jane na. He koise je “RAJA AUR RUNK’ er majhe kunu kota koito nai. ‘RAMPUR KA LAKSMAN’ ao amare contact korse kinto jabra suniya he amare ‘JANAM SAMJHA KARO’ koiya baga marse. Er por taki ami thublar moton ‘MERA NAAM JOKER’ hoiya ‘AKELA’ bowat. Kunu ‘AKHRI RASHTA’ khujaiya paiyar na.
Ami bhabiyar ‘HIMALAYA KI GODH MEIN’ giya tumar lagi ‘ARADHANA’ kormu. Bhuban paharo geslam ‘LEKIN’ chorte parsi na. Mod khaiya oto ‘KAMZOR INSAAN’ oisi je pahar taki sesraiya pori gesi. Putkir bakhol uthi gese. Dektai ni? Dekhte hoile ekbar Medical College aiyo. ‘DIL DIYA DARD LIYA’. Kita kormu ami je tumare ‘TAJ MAHAL’ er moton bala pai. Amar ‘LOFAR’ bandhura ‘JIS DESH MEIN GANGA BAHETI HAI’ sariya ‘SAMUNDAR’ diya “NAU DO GYARAH’ oi gese. Sob ‘ANAARI’.
Tumar ma ‘MOTHER INDIA’. Tan songe amar ‘DIL SE’ kunu sotrutami nai. Tain to ‘MAA’. Jokhon ‘VIDHATA’ e tanre ‘KASHMIR KI KALI’r ma banaise tain to oto sohoje ‘MEHERBAAN’ iota nai. Tan re koiyo amar moton ‘DILWALE’ pura Silchare nai. ‘DEEPAK’ loiya ‘KHOJ’ korleo amar moton ‘BEMISAAL’ manus ‘GHAR SANSAR’ er lagi paita nai. Tain jodi ‘NEW DELHI TIMES’ ao advertisement dein tey tain khali ‘SHREE 420’ paiba. ‘NAYA ZAMANA’ ta khub kharaf. Je ekbar lagal paay he ‘QUAYAMAT SE QUAYAMAT TAK’ bugay. Sare na.
Kintu tumi jano ‘LEKIN HUM NAHI SUDHRENGE’. Amar ‘PYAASA’ mon tumar lagi ‘BULAND’ hoiya kutta, Suwor, Bandor ar koto kicchur moto gurer.
Okon ekta nuton khobor pailam. ‘PROFESSOR’ er kusti tumar songe milto nai. Tar ‘TAKHDIR’ khub kharaf. Ami khub boro ekta Jyotishir kase geslam. Tain koisoin je ‘PROFESSOR’ er upre bule boro ‘KARZ’ ase. He mooteo ‘MAALAMAL’ nai. Tar je ‘CHALTI KA NAAM GADI’ ase ita chole na. Khali manus re dekhaibar lagi goror samne dar koraiya rakhse. Tyre-tuwar sob besiya bowat. Hey buli gese je ‘CHALTI KA NAAM GADI’. He jar goro ‘PAYING GUEST’ hoiya ase tar-o teen maser bhara dise na. Tar je ‘ROTI KAPDA AUR MAKAN’ ase, sob ‘DUPLICATE’. He tumare ‘DOOR GAGAN KI CHAO MEIN’ kita nito, Karimganjo nito parto nay. Tare tumi pratyek din Das Colonir samne daraiya ‘AURAT’ dekhat paibay. Aye tar ‘PARICHAY’.
‘ASHA’ kori tumi amare “WAQT’ thakte chinbay. Ami tumare oto ‘MOHABBAT’ kori je itar kuni ‘SEEMA’ nai. ‘OM JAI JAGDISH’ re jigaiyo. Tara koibo. Amar ‘KISMET’ e ‘TUM BIN’ ar kao nai. Kunaparat giya ‘AMAR AKHBAR ANTHONY’ re jigaiyo. Khobor paibay. Finally tumare ami ‘100 DAYS’ er time dilam. Please ‘KHAMOSHI’ rakhio na. ‘SOCH’ koriya janaio. Mone thake jeno ‘JHOOT BOLE KAWWA KATE’. Ami tumar lagi next Sunday ‘BHAWANI JUNCTION’ o bilak teenta taki ‘ INTEZAAR’ kormu. ‘AO PYAR KARE’
Tumar ar khali tumar,
‘PREM PUJARI’
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