CHIMPANJIR GOLPO

Ek baar Cachar College taki BA paas korar pore ekta chele Dilli gelo. Delhi giya to hey ar kunu chakri payna. TAAR-TUR CHIRIYA PAGOLER UPOKROM. Koyek din pore khub koste-moste he ekta tution pailo. Je meye tare tution poraito, tair baba asil Zoo-r Manager. Tain tare dekhiya khub kosto paito. Tain koila -- "ish tumare dekhle khub kharap lage. Ami bala kunu chakri paimu, tumare koimu re ba. Chinta koriyo na."

Koyek din pore meyetar baba amrar sylheti master babu re koilo..."suno re ba, ekta bala chakri ase...kintu kila koitam, boro loizza lage."

Master babu-e koilo "Ish oto loizza paiba na..koi lain..jokhon gor taki baroisi ami piyaz chulteyo raji."

Managere koilo - "Dekho re ba, kharap paiyo na..asole amrar Zoor maijhe je Chimpangee ta asil, ita hotat kalke ratre mara geshe. Amra itar chamra ta khuliya rakhsi. Kita tumi Chimpangeer chamra ta poriya Chimpangee oitai parbai ni? Beton paibai pas hazar. Sokale paikhana-puikhana koriya bat-oot kaiya giya Chimangeer chamra ta poriya pura din kaj korbay, aar bikale soitar somoi abar ghoro aitai parbai."

Porer din taki to amrar HERO khawa-dawa koriya sokale Chimpangeer dress poriya Zoor moidhe baicha-bucharare nachiya-nuchiya khela dhekhani arombo korlo. Koyek masher moidhe Chimpangee ta khub famous hoi gelo. Newspaper ar TV-r moidhye khali Chimpangeer golpo. Zoor bhiro barlo. Door door taki manusra tarar baicha-kaicha loya aito. Oto bir..SUI FALAIBAR JEGA NAI. Sob khali Chimpangee re dekhte chai -- je manuser moto hate, manuser moto matit boi, manuser moto khai....

Ek din Zoor Managere amrar hero-re dakiya koilo..."tumi to reba superhit Ooi gelay. Tumi awar pore amrar Zoor aamdani khub barse. Otarlagi ajke taki tumar beton oilo dos Hazar." Ita poisar mat suniya nani, he to aar CHOWKE POTH DEKHE NA. KANA LAGI GESE. Kita korto...khusite pagol. Porer din jokhon he abar Chimpangee oiya ailo, he nuton nuton dance item dekani shuru korlo. Baicchara chatur dike bhir koriya tali dewa shuru korlo.

Er moidhye, he unmad oiya khusite chuto ekta aam-gaser dal doriya jula shuru korlo. Juler..juler. Julte jhule hotath uriya giya porlo bager (TIGER) khasath. Porteyi to doriyaa tar putkiye dewa shuru korlo kortal. Baagta dhire dhire tar dike ailo... samne aiya baghta jei taar buko paw ta raklo..he jure gola fatiya chitkar dilo.."bachao bacho"....Chitkar shuntae bagh ta laf mariya taar mukho tifa diya dorlo aar koilo.... "Dara beta, chillais na...sesh paibe. Tui jodi BA pass hos te amio nu Assam Universitir MA pass. Chup thak. Ita jabra Delhiwala-re modon banaiyar."