Wednesday, June 07, 2006

SYLHETI FILMI LOVE LETTER - 2 (Girl replies to the Boy)

Not my Dear,

PREM PUJARI,

Tumar 'NAU DO GYARAH' er dated sitita paiiya bujhlam je tumi 'HERO NO 1' nay. Tumi hoilai 'COOLIE NO 1'. Tumi amar ‘GHAR SANSAR’ er befare ja baje kota lekhso tate bujha jai je ‘RAM TERI GANGA MAILI’. Tumar ‘DIL TO PAAGAL HAI’.

Tumi amar babar befare ja koiso tate bujha jai je tumi ekta ‘RICKSHAW WALA’ takio baje. Silcharo kita tumar ‘GOONDARAJ’ ni? ‘RAM JANE’ tumar taki “BHAGWAN’ e amare kokhon bachaibo. Tumi buli gesso je amar baba ‘THANEDAR’. Tain tumare ‘KANOON’ er peche fasiya ‘HAWALLAT’ er ‘GARAM HAWA’ khawaaiba. Jodi bastay chao te tumi ‘CHINA TOWN’ sariya ‘BOMBAY TO GOA’ jao giya.

Tumare janai dilam je ami ‘NISCHAY’ korsi je ami jaar loge ‘LOVE MARRIAGE’ kormu he khub ‘KHUDDAR’ hoibo. Amaro jibone sob meyerar moto kishu ‘ARMAAN’ ase. Ami chai amar ‘JAMAI RAJA’ khub ‘MAALAMAL’ oito. Tokon-i to amar jebon-er ‘SAFAR’ bala oibo. Tumar moto ‘ZAHREELA INSAAN’ er songe biya korle amar shese ‘ROAD’ e boiya ‘BOOT POLISH’ kora lagbo.

Amar ma ‘BIWI NO 1’. Ajke porjontyo tanre amar babayo ‘DAMAN’ korte pasoin-na tumi kita korbay. Tain koiya raksoin je tain jaar-tare amar ‘KANYADAN’ korta nai. Tumar moto manushe ‘AURAT’ re izzot dewa jane na. Oinyor befare ‘MIRCH MASALA’ lagaiya kowar aage bhabio. Mone rakhio je ami ‘SANTOSHI MA’ er borto rakhi. Sesh paibai. Tain tumhare eto sasti diba nani je tumi shuja ‘KALA PATTHAR’ er khoni moidhe giya kirton korbay.

Tumar jodi amar 'HUMSAFAR' howar oitoi iccha te ami tumare amar biyar pore amar ghoro ‘GHULAM’ banaiya rakhte pari. Manuse tokon amare, tumare ar amar jamai-re ‘SAHIB BIWI AUR GHULAM’ dakbo. Dino tumi amrar goro kaj korbay ar ratre ‘PLATFORM’ e giya gumaybai. Tumare aamra ‘NADAAN’ bhabiya dui bela khali sukna ‘ROTI’ dimu. Oibo ni? Raji hoile janaiyo.

Amar bhaiye mod khai, sobe jane. 'LEKIN' he tumar moto nai. He hoilo ‘DHARTI KE LAL’ je ‘SUNAYANA’ re ‘DIL SE’ bhala pai. He koise je tar songe ‘NADAAN’ er moto kota koitai na. Tumi jodi tare kunu kiccho koro te hey ‘BURNING TRAIN’ taki laf mariya jan dilaibo. Er pore tar ‘BHOOT’ e tumare sara jeevon ‘KABOOLIWALA’ baniya guraibo.

Finally tumare janiee dilam je ‘GENTLEMAN’ hoiya thako naile tumar ‘KISMAT’ ta ‘KORA KAGAZ’ hoi jaibo. ‘TUM BIN’ ami khub bala thakmu aar amar jeevon ‘SWARG SE SUNDER’ oibo.

Tumare janai rakhi je amar ghoror samne ‘MERI NAYE PADOSAN’ aise. Dekte ekebare ‘RAJKUMAR’. He amar jeevan tare ‘KOOBSURAT’ banaibo. Sunchi he bule ‘PROFESSOR’.

‘ASHA’ kori tumi aro keyur lagi ‘TAJ MAHAL’ banaibai. 'HUM TUM' sombhob na. Okon tumi tumar ‘YADOON KI BARAAT’ loiya patla hata deo. Keja mariya amar pishe awar 'ZAROORAT' nai.

Goodbye LAWAARIS.

Not your ‘PRIYATAMA’

ANAMIKA

Note: Besi bara-bari korle amar 'THANEDAR' bafe tumhare next jobab dibo. Khobordar...mal khaile tain kintu 'KHATRON KE KHILADI' oi jain.

1 comment:

  1. Bipin Pal11:56 PM

    Fata fati...chalai jao...joke guru!!

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